Where to begin, where to begin…..  I could do the traditional (monotone voice) ‘My name is Jill….I am from Texas…..I am the wife of Chris…..the mother of Parker and Madelyn….the daughter of Jack and Linda…blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.’  (End monotone voice.)

The strong need for a side note has just slapped me up the head, it’s relative, trust me…..Shut up about the Jack & Jill thing, I’ve heard it all and I’m not impressed or amused.  Yes, I usually know where Jack is as he is my father, one of the people that encompasses my world so stop asking me ‘Hey Jill, where’s Jack?’ when I introduce myself.  Giving me that stupid ass line goes against your credentials.  No, I don’t know where Jack is or his stupid-ass pail nor do I don’t know what Jack and Jill did when they went up the hill besides catching a pail of water.   Jack is my dad, not just some dude, that’s just gross, pull your heads out of the gutter!  And, yes, I have been given hell about Jack running down before me.  Why it’s such a big damn deal that he ran down before Jill is something I’m not even really clear about, but I am here to tell you the bastard broke his crown because he ran away like a little girl (just sayin’). Of this I am not proud, but I do agree that Jill is just as much of an idiot because she apparently had some stalking issues, she deserved what she got when she fell down the damn hill.  The parentals did not name me this for their amusement or yours, so stop the stupidity that wants to come out of your mouth upon learning our names, and see the awesomeness we exude.  That is all of my side note, carry on…..

I really don’t want to introduce you to myself or my most personal thoughts and feelings with a standard introduction…even though that is exactly what I just did….oopsy.  Oh well, now you know.  It is at this point that you can continue to read on and love my blog, or you can decide that this is the stupidest shit you’ve ever read and move along, your decision, make it a good one.

What you need to know about me is that I am a passionate, loyal, kind, caring person that can be bitchy, snarky, and many other things.  There are so many other words that can describe me, words that I will share with you as they come to me, words that I use to describe me, the good, the bad, and the ugly.  If you choose to stomach, uh, follow, my blog, you will learn much more about me that I can put under one heading.  Where is the fun in laying it all out here in one place?  Seriously?  Where is the fun in that?  There is none.  If I did lay myself out here there would be no blog, aka no bullshit, therefore, this is a mere sample of what is to come.

Welcome to my random, crazy world….

J