1.  If your kid is acting like an ass please don’t refer to him by his (hopefully) nickname, Rocky.  Don’t get me wrong, my kids act like asses, I would be an ass to deny that, however, I refer to them by their God given names, Jay Parker & Madelyn Rebecca.  Those of you who really know me know I RARELY refer to my children by their God given names, so much so people ask me …if I really named my son Cowboy or my daughter Fred.  Either way, paint your kid in the best light possible when they are acting like an ass.

2.  What kind of reputable, Southern grocery store only stocks off brand grits?  WTH?  I’m a grit snob and I’ll own it…..I WANT MY NAME BRAND GRITS or I’m going to start acting like Rocky (and no one wants to see that!).

3.  Why, pray tell, must a magazine showing me how to make fun, cute Halloween treats (that I probably wouldn’t make anyway) cost $14.99?  Really?  I can get it off the web for free, I just really like pretty colored visuals

Whew!!  Enough of the complaints and back to my happy little day.